Kids can say the most hilarious things sometimes. Because sometimes talking about sex can happen in funny situations so it’s important to laugh. So here are a few funny stories and conversations that I have heard about how parents have told their children about how babies are made and vice versa…. and we can all have a laugh at the same time regardless of how we feel. Perhaps parents could use these as well as great funny conversation topics to get your kids talking.
A parent to child conversation about how babies are made?
In the shopping queue at the checkout at Kmart... surrounded by many people
Child to parent: How are babies made? (in car on way home from soccer)
Parent to child: I found you on the soccer pitch! (Oh dear!!)
At a local soccer game where my friend’s six year old son asked a large lady how a baby got into her tummy, (she was not pregnant!). She was gorgeous and responded by saying thank you for the compliment, but it was fat and not a baby! She told the boy to ask his mum and guess what, that’s what he did!
Child to parent: How are babies made?
Parent to child: I bought you at Kmart because you were on special.
At a restaurant with a friend who is pregnant and once again surrounded by many people.
Child to parent: How did a baby get into your stomach?
Parent to child: You were on the menu.
Child to parent: How are babies made?
Parent to IVF child: You were mixed in a glass with sperm from dad and an egg from mum and I swallowed you.
A child’s view about how babies are made?
